Shipping policy

Free Shipping on all orders over $75.00!  The Founders dumped tea over a tax.  We're not about to set you off & charge you unnecessarily for shipping.

Order Processing:

Orders are typically processed within 2-5 business days. During peak periods — particularly around holidays (July 4th, because obviously) — processing times may vary.

Shipping & Delivery:

Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 3-7 business days depending on your location and the shipping method selected at checkout. Considerably faster than the Pony Express, but we cannot compete with King Amazon. 

Track Your Oder:

Tracking information will be sent once your order has shipped. Unlike Paul Revere, we'll keep you fully informed every step of the way — not just yell at you in the middle of the night.

Secure Checkout:

All payments are processed through a secure, encrypted checkout system. Your information is safe with us — we take security more seriously than the British took colonial complaints.

Please note that delivery times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays, weather, or other factors outside our control. Some things even we can't revolution our way out of.